Ah, college. You kids is crazy!
Sometimes life gets hard and things change after this great time.
So if life ever gets boring, just remember how awesome you thought dating college guys was in high school.
9. The housemate. After you leave school, any unwise hookup decisions will probably be made in the context of the workplace. But that’s even more inappropriate. Worse comes to worse, if you passing him in the hall afterwards on the way to the shower, diffuse the tension by throwing your loofah at him, screaming “BEAR!” and army-crawling away.
8. The foreign guy. Ingvar, this so hot Swedish exchange student in your International Business class can’t be a realistic option as your date to the next family reunion but there’s no such thing as go downtown with this little Ikea man.
7. The anti-consumerist stoner. College is the perfect time to date a guy whose only real income comes from selling his dark art on the Internet. Just never borrow his Anarchy shirt and try to make him have a shower at least once a week.
6. The WASP-y Young Republican. Nothing as extreme as someone who’s, say, conservative on reproductive issues — ew — but it can be totally electrifying to date someone whose ethical views are different than yours, especially while both of you are still learning about yourselves and your viewpoints, even if you ultimately don’t end up in a serious thing.
5. The ultra-nerd. A personal favorite of mine to this day, the college nerd is just outgrowing his teenage fear of women and attempting to grow into his own sex appeal Be easy on him! Boys develop emotionally slower than us! He’s like a 14-year-old girl confused about her new breast buds! He will probably do things like read Reddit advice on how to sex you up. But that’s sort of adorable, and you can always train him yourself.
4. The guy in a Jewish frat. Frats are obviously pretty disgusting and awful and often smell funky, but you’ll kind of feel like you’re in The Skulls for a hot second before it gets old. And if you go Jewish, you might get to hit up fun weddings with free food and stuff.
3. The kid you kind of knew in high school, but not well. It’s fun to have a familiar face to make the sex with! Also, you will have a font of gossip to report back to your high school friends.
2. The TA. Probably bad advice.. But doesn’t it sound hot?
1. The too-cool guy. He listened to awesome bands as Justice & Daft Punk in utero, went to an exclusive boarding school but yet has 20K followers on Twitter. His sunglasses cost more than your first car and all of his friends are handsome. He surely thinks you have no taste in everything but still…he’s the one.